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amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563388277/bloodnoksrefer07 | the mummified priest |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1408427281/bloodnoksrefer07 | operation christmas duff |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1785294490/bloodnoksrefer07 | the last goon show of all |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1445825600/bloodnoksrefer07 | the great statue debate |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563535474/bloodnoksrefer07 | ned's atomic dustbin |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1785296027/bloodnoksrefer07 | the scarlet capsule (aka quatermass o.b.e.) |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/056338946X/bloodnoksrefer07 | scradje |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563389729/bloodnoksrefer07 | the mysterious punch-up-the-conker |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/asin/1408468549/bloodnoksrefer07 | 'round the world in 80 days |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1408468549/bloodnoksrefer07 | the reason why |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563388846/bloodnoksrefer07 | shifting sands |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1408410443/bloodnoksrefer07 | the greenslade story |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1785291297/bloodnoksrefer07 | the last smoking seagoon |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1445861062/bloodnoksrefer07 | the silver doubloons |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1785296027/bloodnoksrefer07 | the scarlet capsule (aka quatermass o.b.e.) |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/140841046X/bloodnoksrefer07 | the goons hit wales |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1405677724/bloodnoksrefer07 | the saga of the internal mountain |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563381388/bloodnoksrefer07 | the great bank robbery |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563558849/bloodnoksrefer07 | the £50 cure |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1445891336/bloodnoksrefer07 | the thing on the mountain |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563389362/bloodnoksrefer07 | the seagoon memoirs |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563536292/bloodnoksrefer07 | the sahara desert statue |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/147133161X/bloodnoksrefer07 | the albert memorial |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563388544/bloodnoksrefer07 | the evils of bushey spon |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1408427273/bloodnoksrefer07 | robin's post |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563389567/bloodnoksrefer07 | the last tram (from clapham) |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563494794/bloodnoksrefer07 | ten snowballs that shook the world |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563552921/bloodnoksrefer07 | the silent bugler |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/178529069X/bloodnoksrefer07 | the man who won the war (aka seagoon mcc) |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563557249/bloodnoksrefer07 | a christmas carol |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563389133/bloodnoksrefer07 | the vanishing room |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563382244/bloodnoksrefer07 | at last, the go on show |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563388323/bloodnoksrefer07 | the mountain eaters |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563388595/bloodnoksrefer07 | the flea |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1408468557/bloodnoksrefer07 | the stolen postman |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563388641/bloodnoksrefer07 | the rent collectors |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563388692/bloodnoksrefer07 | the nasty affair at the burami oasis |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563553421/bloodnoksrefer07 | the tay bridge |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1408467712/bloodnoksrefer07 | the great bank of england robbery |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563382740/bloodnoksrefer07 | the gold plate robbery |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1405678003/bloodnoksrefer07 | forog |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1846071941/bloodnoksrefer07 | the pam's paper insurance policy |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563524669/bloodnoksrefer07 | the ink shortage |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1408410451/bloodnoksrefer07 | the chinese legs |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000Q6ZGL6/bloodnoksrefer07 | <img> |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0563527978/bloodnoksrefer07 | the house of teeth |
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivor_Novello | ivor novello |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1785298771/bloodnoksrefer07 | <img> |
thegoonshow.org.uk/ | <img> |
goon.org/ | <img> |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/redirect-home/bloodnoksrefer07 | <img> |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1787533557/bloodnoksrefer07 | the moon show |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1785297562/bloodnoksrefer07 | the missing boa constrictor |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/147133130X/bloodnoksrefer07 | china story (earl's court special) |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1787532666/bloodnoksrefer07 | <img> |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1785290312/bloodnoksrefer07 | the call of the west |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1405687746/bloodnoksrefer07 | confessions of a secret sennapod drinker |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1471318745/bloodnoksrefer07 | the evils of bushey spon |
amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1408470578/bloodnoksrefer07 | the dreaded batter pudding hurler (of bexhill-on-sea) |
copyright.gov/ | copywritted&wronged |
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aac/aardvark01.m4a | moriarty: sapristi brains! |
aac/aardvark02.m4a | gryptype-thynne: gad moriarty, you think of everything ... |
aac/abroad.m4a | gryptype-thynne: yes, but we have a small branch out here licensed to sell strawberry teas and morris dancing |
aac/accordment.m4a | lakagee: i am in complete accordment with the statement you have just vouchsafed |
aac/action.m4a | spriggs: we must take action, jeeeem! |
aac/abdicated.m4a | gryptype-thynne: only if he’s abdicated |
aac/abdul.m4a | bloodnok: quick! a new shirt! |
aac/adolphus.m4a | spriggs: i am adolphus spriggs! |
aac/advertising.m4a | bannister: i bet that's been marked for life by now |
aac/agree.m4a | gryptype-thynne: you'll get a punch up the conk ... |
aac/ah-moon.m4a | gryptype-thynne: what rubbish! |
aac/alive1.m4a | eccles: oh, it's good to be alive! in 1985! |
aac/alive2.m4a | eccles: it's good to be alive in 1985! |
aac/alive3.m4a | eccles: ooooh! it's good to be alive in 1985! |
aac/alive4.m4a | eccles: oh ho! it's good to be alive! |
aac/all-lies.m4a | bloodnok: now did you hear they're sending up a rocket to photograph the other side of you? |
aac/alligator.m4a | eccles: i wondered why my legs kept gettin’ shorter |
aac/america.m4a | capt hern: search america and look under the beds! |
aac/andtheresmore1.m4a | moriarty: and there’s more where that came from |
aac/andtheresmore2.m4a | moriarty: and there’s more where that came from, i tell you |
aac/andtheresmore3.m4a | moriarty: and there’s more where that came from |
aac/andtheresmore4.m4a | moriarty: and there’s more where that came from, ned |
aac/andtheresmore5.m4a | bloodnok: and there’s more where that came from, tim |
aac/andtheresmore6.m4a | moriarty: and there’s more where that came from |
aac/andtheresmore7.m4a | moriarty: and there’s more where that came from |
aac/april.m4a | willum: what do you want then, bach? |
aac/argument.m4a | quatermass: yes. well, ha ha, that seems to have explored that argument in full, doesn’t it? |
aac/arras.m4a | bluebottle: polonius was stabbed through the arras |
aac/asylum1.m4a | bloodnok: take a bus to the house of commons, that’s the finest political asylum in the world |
aac/asylum2.m4a | bloodnok: well, take a bus to the house of commons, that’s the finest political asylum in the world |
aac/bacon.m4a | spriggs: what ever happened ... ? |
aac/bagpipe.m4a | seagoon: no thanks, i'm religious |
aac/bagpipes.m4a | banajee: watch what you're doing, man! |
aac/ballad.m4a | spriggs: the ballad of the punch-up-the-conk |
aac/bandaged.m4a | bluebottle: you mean i've been wasting my time? |
aac/banker.m4a | crun: i put up a sign saying, "henry crun, banker" |
aac/barbedwirehurdler.m4a | gryptype-thynne: champion barbed wire hurdler, until his tragic accident |
aac/barrel1.m4a | willum: it's not my turn, mate |
aac/barrel2.m4a | willum: can I get outta this barrel now? |
aac/basil.m4a | gryptype-thynne: i name my weapon basil! |
aac/beansontoast.m4a | seagoon: beans on toast and a small tea |
aac/beansontoast01.m4a | moriarty: eggs and chips – twelve and nine, beans on toast – ten shillings |
aac/beansontoast02.m4a | greenslade: mr. secombe, you haven’t told us what became of ... |
aac/beatme.m4a | bluebottle: beat me, torture me. burn me with red-hot irons. i will not speak ... |
aac/beatme2.m4a | bluebottle: ’ere… what you doin’ with dat red-hot poker? |
aac/bed01.m4a | moriarty: everyone back to their own beds! |
aac/bed02.m4a | crun: the one i'm not in, min |
aac/bertsmethod.m4a | bluebottle: wait 'til I see that twit bert |
aac/biff.m4a | chief sitting bulls: i'll give you biff on conk! biff! |
aac/bilge.m4a | gryptype-thynne: the legs you see protruding from that swill bucket ... |
aac/bilingual.m4a | eccles: what do you know, i speak three languages! |
aac/binding.m4a | seagoon: is this contract binding? |
aac/birthday.m4a | bloodnok: 23rd of november? that's my birthday! |
aac/blacksheep.m4a | eccles: yeah, i'm baa baa black sheep |
aac/blasted.m4a | friar balsam: those blasted sound effects men |
aac/blotter.m4a | gryptype-thynne: dear heavy blotter-outer-of-landscapes |
aac/blunbintle.m4a | bluebottle: b-l-e-n ... t-n ... blunbintles |
aac/body.m4a | seagoon: now why’s this body lying down? |
aac/boggef.m4a | fred bogg: sex; male - name; bogg, f. |
aac/boil.m4a | bloodnok: she's just coming to the boil ... |
aac/bollard01.m4a | seagoon: is that what you tie ships to? |
aac/bombaybelly.m4a | bloodnok: it's a touch of the bombay belly! |
aac/bombayduck.m4a | crun: it says, ‘manufacturer's warning: this chicken is a bombay duck.’ |
aac/boot.m4a | bannister: i can't find my boot in the dark ... |
aac/boyscoutbook.m4a | bluebottle: reads. ‘the boy scout keeps his spirits up by whistling a merry tune.’ |
aac/brain.m4a | sellers: hold it up to the light, not a brain in sight! |
aac/brainsbottle.m4a | bluebottle: no, i didn’t sign it |
aac/brainworker.m4a | eccles: stop that naughty noise! |
aac/brasspolish.m4a | crun: you’ve been at the brass polish again! |
aac/breakfast.m4a | minnie: put this sausage on your nose |
aac/brighton.m4a | crun: just like our lovely little hotel at brighton! |
aac/browngravy.m4a | eccles: i like chips in brown gravy! |
aac/brownpaper.m4a | bluebottle: brown paper! |
aac/budgerigar.m4a | bluebottle: i have got two o-levels and a budgerigar |
aac/budget.m4a | spriggs: this will ruin my budget |
aac/bugle.m4a | grytpype-thynne: yes! and only 10/6d a packet! |
aac/bullfighter.m4a | seagoon: but what about the bullfight? |
aac/bungalow.m4a | crun: i lost my key, minnie! |
aac/burns.m4a | grytpype-thynne: well, hold this white-hot poker |
aac/burst.m4a | grytpype-thynne: if you must burst ... |
aac/busfares.m4a | seagoon: well, that'll save bus fares |
aac/business.m4a | grytpype-thynne: business is bad |
aac/bywalking.m4a | seagoon: isn’t there a quicker way? |
aac/caesar.m4a | bloodnok: it must be hell in there! |
aac/cambridgetie.m4a | eccles: buying a tie |
aac/cappuccino.m4a | daisy: cappuccino? |
aac/carryon.m4a | eccles: no, no, you just carry on |
aac/cashregisters.m4a | bloodnok: it's my regimental march ... |
aac/caucasionkneedance.m4a | bannister: rolling your trousers up and clacking those knobbly knees together! |
aac/charlie.m4a | grytpype-thynne: a ... b ... c ... charlie ... |
aac/charlie01.m4a | grytpype-thynne: is your name charlie? |
aac/charlie02.m4a | grytpype-thynne: i know, but… somehow i always think of you as charlie |
aac/chink.m4a | bloodnok: there's a chink in my armour! |
aac/chipati.m4a | bloodnok: i'm not going to eat that!!! |
aac/chiswick.m4a | i just saw michael bentine at chiswick and he said that i'm a genius |
aac/choral.m4a | the choral society are engaged in that most famous of welsh pastimes ... |
aac/chord-in-c1.m4a | chord-in-c |
aac/christmas.m4a | willum: now move along there before i belt ya! |
aac/christmas2.m4a | eccles: merry christmas? |
aac/cigars.m4a | eccles: two big cigars and they're both lit! |
aac/civil.m4a | crun: a civil servant, min |
aac/clapham.m4a | eccles: you've heard of clapham common? |
aac/cleaner.m4a | willum: oi'm only the cleaner 'round 'ere |
aac/cleanup.m4a | seagoon: you do it and you can clean up, mate! |
aac/clearlead.m4a | seagoon: this rocket will give england a clear lead of a hundred years over julius caesar |
aac/clearoff01.m4a | eccles: oh! i'll clear off then ... |
aac/clearoff02.m4a | eccles: i'll clear off, then ... |
aac/clearoff03.m4a | eccles: i'll clear off then ... |
aac/clench.m4a | seagoon: mr clench! |
aac/clever.m4a | grytpype-thynne: what a clever police station |
aac/cliff.m4a | bloodnok: that explains why we fell over a cliff |
aac/clubbing.m4a | spriggs: don't like clubbing, jeeeem |
aac/closer.m4a | capt hern: bring that thing closer, willya? |
aac/coal.m4a | bannister: i think he's down in the coal cellar |
aac/coalman.m4a | eccles: everybody's got to be somewhere |
aac/cockerel.m4a | greenslade: and now here is a recording for people who don’t like that sort of thing |
aac/coconut.m4a | capt hern: you let me get a'hold of yer coconut shells ... |
aac/cold.m4a | grytpype-thynne: don’t do that, you’ll catch cold |
aac/coldwind.m4a | bluebottle: but I know where it’s goin’ to! |
aac/come-in.m4a | seagoon: come in |
aac/coming-sir.m4a | grytpype-thynne: nervous of burglars? |
aac/commons.m4a | greenslade: that well known variety theatre, the house of commons |
aac/compass01.m4a | berk: it was a perfectly good christmas cracker i got it out of |
aac/compass02.m4a | capt idiot: well, nobody’s perfect |
aac/compost.m4a | twit: we'll be havin' a ripe 'arvest of compost for 'im t'night |
aac/concrete.m4a | seagoon: then we must be on concrete |
aac/contestants.m4a | hern: all the contestants have guessed their own occupations correctly |
aac/contract.m4a | spriggs: a man so totally unsuitable for the job should be given the contract |
aac/copper.m4a | bloodnok: i say, you're cutting it rather fine, aren't you? |
aac/cornish.m4a | greenslade: the part of the cornish idiot was played by a well-known cornish idiot player |
aac/corny.m4a | bannister: ahhhh, you're a square, buddy! |
aac/coward.m4a | seagoon: coward! hand back your o.b.e.! |
aac/cracker1.m4a | crun: i don’t know where it’s coming from, but i know where it’s going to |
aac/crawler.m4a | gryptype-thynne: he's a bit of a crawler, moriarty |
aac/creambeeb.m4a | greenslade: this is the bbc and the colour’s cream |
aac/crime.m4a | seagoon: just look at the lousy wages politicians get |
aac/crun.m4a | seagoon: is this the shipyard of crun, bannister, and crun? |
aac/crun2.m4a | flowerdew: henry albert sebastopol queen victoria crun! |
aac/cryptic.m4a | seagoon: i'm cryptic ned |
aac/curriedeggs.m4a | bloodnok: oh, no more curried eggs for me |
aac/currypowder.m4a | bloodnok: silence singhiz! |
aac/curse.m4a | bloodnok: curse! the wrong idiot! |
aac/custard.m4a | greenslade: the bbc have decided to draw back their veil of secrecy and announce to the listeners |
aac/daddyslegs.m4a | eccles: i looked up my dad’s trousers once |
aac/damp.m4a | bluebottle: da matches is damp |
aac/dandelion.m4a | crun: it’s never been the same since that terrible night I drank the dandelion wine |
aac/dark.m4a | eccles: i dunno, it's too dark to see |
aac/dead.m4a | eccles: he got no respect for the dead |
aac/deafear.m4a | bloodnok: yes, i found it on the floor of a barber’s shop in penge |
aac/deceased.m4a | seagoon: all i have to do is get deceased, and then i need never work again |
aac/deformed.m4a | bluebottle: do you think I'm a cheat? |
aac/dentures.m4a | seagoon: heavy dentures, sir |
aac/deposit.m4a | bloodnok: oh that'll brush off, don't worry |
aac/deserted.m4a | bloodnok: i was on the afters but i deserted |
aac/devonshire.m4a | eccles: do you know the duke of devonshire’s house? |
aac/dickens.m4a | seagoon: watt the dickens they call me! |
aac/die-rich.m4a | moriaritus: he tells me he wants to die rich |
aac/disconnect.m4a | red bladder: don’t forget to put da cat out, he’s a british spy |
aac/disguised.m4a | moriarty: i’m disguised as one of the piano strings |
aac/disguised2.m4a | pilkington-klinge: i’ve just come through the enemy lines, disguised as a british soldier |
aac/disgusting.m4a | bloodnok: and other disgusting noises ... |
aac/disjointed.m4a | greenslade: this disjointed conversation |
aac/documents.m4a | crun: we must have the documents, you know? |
aac/dontlikeit.m4a | spriggs: i don't like it, jeeeem ... |
aac/drains.m4a | bannister: what about the drains in hackney? |
aac/draught1.m4a | bannister: don’t know where the draught’s coming from but I know where it’s going to |
aac/drawn.m4a | grytpype-thynne: you know these blinds are drawn ... |
aac/duckfarm.m4a | seagoon: my grandmother keeps a duck farm in kent ... |
aac/duckfarm2.m4a | spriggs: ooooo! that hurts, jeeeem! |
aac/duckknocker.m4a | bloodnok: someone knocking on the door with a duck! |
aac/duel1.m4a | moriarty: you make a joke of me!?! |
aac/duel2.m4a | moriarty: stop sawing my wooden leg! |
aac/duel3.m4a | moriarty: so i see by your poor old paintings |
aac/duel4.m4a | bloodnok: ragged bum!?! |
aac/duel5.m4a | moriarty: here it is, two francs in unused socks |
aac/duel6.m4a | moriarty: ohhhh in french! |
aac/dustcart.m4a | bluebottle: i came in the council dustcart! |
aac/earplugs1.m4a | greenslade: the silence you are now hearing is not the silence brought on by the insertion of earplugs |
aac/earplugs2.m4a | seagoon: one hundred pounds for earplugs we can hear through? |
aac/earthquakes.m4a | seagoon: ah. ah, yes, but at the slightest tremor i’ll write to the bbc. |
aac/eccles.m4a | bluebottle: eccles ... do you remember, eccles? |
aac/eiffeltower.m4a | eccles: you seen the eiffel tower? |
aac/ein-humour.m4a | german: just about everybody, i think ... |
aac/electric-twit.m4a | bluebottle: i got an electric twit for christmas |
aac/elliptical.m4a | bluebottle: a kiss is a-lip-tickle |
aac/emperor.m4a | grytpype-thynne: i’ll have you know, neddie, that i am (gong) |
aac/employment.m4a | banajee: i am understanding the necessary of gainful employment |
aac/emptygun.m4a | moriarty: sapristi! he's written in an empty gun for me! |
aac/englishnation.m4a | bowser: thirteen men claiming to be the english nation, are approaching here on foot |
aac/erosion.m4a | greenslade: you and soil erosion in john snagge’s office |
aac/eton.m4a | seagoon: poor socially-misguided fools |
aac/etonian.m4a | bannister: i love those old etonian customs |
aac/etsequitur.m4a | grytpype-thynne: oh well, moriarty ... |
aac/evacuated.m4a | seagoon: i'm afraid you'll have to be evacuated |
aac/evasive.m4a | bannister: give him an evasive answer |
aac/eventually.m4a | grytpype-thynne: eventually, yes |
aac/eyechart.m4a | eccles: printed by j smith and sons, birmingham |
aac/eyes.m4a | willum: although, you know sir, i must admit, me eyes ain't what they used to be |
aac/fainted.m4a | bannister: oh dear, he’s fainted |
aac/fault.m4a | greenslade: due to a fault in the wiring ... |
aac/fearofwork.m4a | willum: any fear of work today? |
aac/feathers.m4a | idiot: oh. you can't see it. it's covered with feathers. |
aac/filthylie01.m4a | moriarty: it's a filthy lie! |
aac/filthylie02.m4a | moriarty: ... a stinking filthy lie! |
aac/finefinefine.m4a | eccles: foine ... foine ... foine ... |
aac/financial.m4a | morarty: piece of string!!! |
aac/fiery.m4a | minister: fiery speeches like this will save the party |
aac/fish-bones.m4a | grytpype-thynne: which of all these fishbones is you? |
aac/fist.m4a | seagoon: i'll break every bone in my fist! |
aac/flat.m4a | crun: we're flattening fish, sir |
aac/flat2.m4a | scientist: but, there are idiots in this world, you know |
aac/fleas.m4a | bluebottle: you may have fleas of your own one day |
aac/flies.m4a | grytpype-thynne: count jim "flies" ... moriarty |
aac/flip-top.m4a | spriggs: never mind those flip-flap knees, jeeeem! |
aac/flu.m4a | eccles: what other tiger's got two pairs of boots to wear? |
aac/forgery.m4a | seagoon: you have now, mate. that pound’s a forgery! |
aac/foreign.m4a | seagoon: yes, you ... you do look a bit foreign |
aac/foreigner.m4a | moriarty: so, the señor is a foreigner |
aac/fortspon.m4a | bloodnok: just a minute, i’ll count it again, i’m not sure ... |
aac/fountain.m4a | cringinknutt: three goons in a fountain |
aac/fourpence.m4a | grytpype-thynne: so here is your fourpence back |
aac/fowltrick.m4a | chinstrap: they're firing hens at us |
aac/france.m4a | seagoon: is equal to three fully-clothed miles in france! |
aac/fredabrottel.m4a | flowerdew: admiralty, third floor |
aac/freeofthem.m4a | bloodnok: will i never be free of them? |
aac/frogmen.m4a | willum: russian frogmen dunnit, mate! |
aac/frost.m4a | greenslade: owing to frost, the swimming gala at lords cricket ground has been postponed |
aac/frozenfeet.m4a | eccles: you didn’t order any cases of frozen feet! |
aac/game01.m4a | bluebottle: i like this game now, i do |
aac/game02.m4a | bluebottle: i don't like this game |
aac/game03.m4a | bluebottle: i don't like all these hairy germens |
aac/gargle.m4a | grytpype-thynne: take a letter - in gargling fluid ... |
aac/getmodern.m4a | bannister: get modern in six weeks - or get out! |
aac/getout.m4a | bloodnok: better still, get out! |
aac/ghost.m4a | ghost: there's a spec of dust under the mudguard |
aac/ghosts.m4a | seagoon: but you can't be human! |
aac/gladys.m4a | gladys: your car's ready, sir |
aac/gladysdarling.m4a | bloodnok: at least i can afford to run away from you |
aac/glorious-anthem.m4a | moriarty: but first - our glorious national anthem! |
aac/goodbye.m4a | crun: this gentleman is going to south america ... |
aac/goodlookingfella.m4a | eccles: you're a good-lookin' fella, too! |
aac/goodtime.m4a | eccles: havin' a good time! |
aac/gorilla01.m4a | grytpype-thynne: have a gorilla |
aac/gorilla02.m4a | neddie: i'm trying to give them up |
aac/gorilla03.m4a | grytpype-thynne: are you sure you won't have a gorilla? |
aac/gorilla04.m4a | grytpype-thynne: oh naughty gorillas |
aac/gorilla05.m4a | eccles: hey! these gorillas are strong! |
aac/grabbo01.m4a | seagoon: so that's commercial television |
acc/grabbo02.m4a | announcer: eat grabbo dogfood |
aac/grammatically.m4a | lalkaka: everything in the garden is indeed lovely ... |
aac/grassskirts.m4a | bluebottle: have you ever been out with women in grass skirts? |
aac/gravity.m4a | grytpype-thynne: curse this law of gravity! who passed it? |
aac/great-thinker.m4a | eccles: ... i think i'll go home ... |
aac/greendoor.m4a | crun: i can't concentrate on the brown leather when you keep singing the ‘green door’, you know ... |
aac/greengrocer.m4a | willum: not quite green ... more of a dirty yellow colour |
aac/grytpype.m4a | moriarty: announcing, in the brown corner, at a two hundred pound, four shillings and eightpence ... |
aac/gunboat1.m4a | prime minister: i have today dispatched a steam gunboat up the river steam dicker |
aac/gunboat2.m4a | grytpype-thynne: we're going to send a gunboat! |
aac/guyfawkes.m4a | eccles: i was practicing exploding myself for guy fawkes night |
aac/hairoil.m4a | bloodnok: put these in a jar of hair oil! |
aac/hairy-bald.m4a | crun: i do know a man with a hairy-bald head! |
aac/hangim.m4a | rustic: let's hang 'im now! |
aac/happy.m4a | grytpype-thynne: i suppose he makes somebody happy ... |
aac/hatstand.m4a | grytpype-thynne: the great count jim ‘strains-supreme’ ... moriarty |
aac/haydn.m4a | grytpype-thynne: don't be silly, haydn's been dead for years! |
aac/heart.m4a | lalkaka: ... and my feet are in the highlands ... |
aac/heat01.m4a | bloodnok: oh seagoon, the heat! |
aac/herbal.m4a | crun: our water rates are high enough as it is |
aac/here.m4a | eccles: not from here |
aac/higher.m4a | crun: we don’t want it any higher, it’s ... |
aac/hitting.m4a | eccles: who do you think you're hitting? |
aac/hole.m4a | eccles: it’s me, i got a hole in my sock |
aac/honouri.m4a | seagoon: honouri tempus and gratis |
aac/hooter.m4a | willum: mate! oww, me 'ooter, owww! |
aac/hormone.m4a | bannister: did you take your male hormone pills? |
aac/horse.m4a | capt hern: where's yer horse? |
aac/horse2.m4a | willum: no, it’s an ’orse, mate |
aac/hullo-folks2.m4a | seagoon: and in that order ... |
aac/hullo-jeeeeem1.m4a | spriggs: must be something wrong with the line, jeeeem! |
aac/idiot.m4a | eccles: ... too much competition! |
aac/idiot2.m4a | eccles: and I always wanted to be da village idiot |
aac/ill.m4a | grytpype-thynne: grytpype-thynne: therefore we rest on the grounds of homo nefragum ad ero totandum, procliverans quer a pathlor... |
aac/illegal.m4a | slim: remember, any other key is illegal |
aac/impression.m4a | bluebottle: i was doing an impression of sleeping |
aac/impressionist.m4a | bloodnok: how dare you talk while i'm kissing your wife |
aac/innocent.m4a | bloodnok: but it’s innocent! |
aac/insanelaugh.m4a | seagoon: hahaha ha ha! |
aac/insteps.m4a | crun: and stop flashing your insteps, min |
aac/intelligence.m4a | seagoon: someone has blundered |
aac/intelligenceofficer.m4a | eccles: um. i’m de intelligence officer |
aac/itshim.m4a | crun: it's him, ned seagoon ... |
aac/jeemfans.m4a | spriggs: thank you, jeeeem fans! thank you, jeeeem fans! |
aac/johnnyvivian.m4a | a vice that was hue and unsavoury held a vicar named lebarry in slavery amidst lecherous howls he would bugger young owls th... |
aac/jolly.m4a | seagoon: for he's a jolly good seagoon! |
aac/kidneywiper.m4a | grytpype-thynne: he is count jeeeem (kidney wiper) moriarty ... |
aac/kipper.m4a | grytpype-thynne: no wonder it's asleep |
aac/knasher.m4a | crun: she can't get the wood, either ... |
aac/knees.m4a | moriarty: it’s an insult to people without knees to hear that type of stuff |
aac/knee-trembler.m4a | grytpype-thynne: count jeeeem knee-trembler ... moriarty |
aac/knob.m4a | eccles: i haven't got a knob on my side |
aac/knocking.m4a | bannister: there's no-one knocking at the door |
aac/ladder.m4a | grytpype-thynne: of course i may think of a better name for it later ... |
aac/land-ahead.m4a | eccles: i shoulda said that sooner, shouldn't i? |
aac/laugh.m4a | moriarty: come in ... |
aac/laundrysoup.m4a | bannister: i’m making a laundry soup from it |
aac/le-front.m4a | moriarty: je long charlie, stay le front |
aac/ledger.m4a | crun: ahh, let's see. omnibuses sold. yes, here's the first one we sold, 1873. |
aac/left.m4a | bloodnok: we turn left here, lad |
aac/lefthanded.m4a | seagoon: a left-handed penguin |
aac/lensout.m4a | seagoon: no, len's out |
aac/leopard-oil.m4a | crun: one gill of a rare leopard oil! in newts ... |
aac/lies.m4a | bloodnok: all lies, do you hear me?! lies! |
aac/lightout.m4a | crun: min! you turned the lighthouse light out last night! |
aac/liquorice.m4a | eccles: my mother says that liquorice gives you a good run for your money! |
aac/little-jim.m4a | little jim: 'dey fallen in 'da wate ... |
aac/little-jim2.m4a | eccles: he says he doesn't understand what he's saying either |
aac/locksmith.m4a | lalkaka: we fear you are locked in ... |
aac/longplayer.m4a | eccles: here's my latest record, folks |
aac/loosewoman.m4a | crun: min ... min's falling to bits ... |
aac/lord-plunger.m4a | bloodnok: dear lord plunger, i enclose ... |
aac/lovely.m4a | yokel: of course you did, now wasn't that lovely |
aac/lumber.m4a | willum: 'e went to lumber some charlie in carshalton |
aac/lumpy-bonce.m4a | willum: 'take yer 'at off!', see? |
aac/lurker1.m4a | seagoon: the last tramdriver, norris lurker |
aac/lurker2.m4a | greenslade: n-o-r-r-i-s l-u-r-k-e-r |
aac/lying.m4a | bloodnok: the granada hotel? room 205? |
aac/mad01.m4a | bloodnok: sennapod and gunpowder soup? |
aac/maddog.m4a | psycho: out in the midday sun |
aac/madrigal.m4a | crun: stop that modern foreign madrigal |
aac/mansfield.m4a | capt retch: shiver the braces and lower the jayne mansfield! |
aac/margarine.m4a | grytpype-thynne: the leadership of the conservative party is yours for the asking |
aac/married.m4a | grytpype-thynne: i would but moriarty doesn’t love me |
aac/mean.m4a | bannister: what does it mean, henry? |
aac/measles.m4a | eccles: ... and you see what you get ... |
aac/message.m4a | bloodnok: but what's the message? |
aac/mick-n-pat.m4a | bluebottle: i will call them mick and pat |
aac/mickey.m4a | spriggs: are you taking the mickey out of me? |
aac/millietoolie.m4a | bannister: i was ... i was born to dance, henry! |
aac/mincespy.m4a | bloodnok: then why are you covered in mince? |
aac/missie.m4a | banajee: hooray! |
aac/moderncrun.m4a | crun: i am known as modern crun! |
aac/moist.m4a | bannister: what’s the elephant doing in the kitchen? |
aac/money.m4a | moriarty: money!!!!! |
aac/money2.m4a | hern: and that precious american quality, called money ... |
aac/moneytalks.m4a | seagoon: after all, money talks! |
aac/montecarlo.m4a | bloodnok: the man who broke the bank at monte carlo |
aac/moriarty.m4a | grytpype-thynne: comte jim le 'steamed nuts' moriarty |
aac/moriarty2.m4a | grytpype-thynne: moriarty, known as the mantovani of piccadilly |
aac/moriarty3.m4a | moriarty: count jim 'thighs' moriarty. count of ten. second baron lands, and marquis de la refreshments. |
aac/morinarty.m4a | moriarty: it's the difference between margarine |
aac/morning.m4a | omnes: mmmmmmoooorrrrrnnnnniiiiiinnnnngggggggg........... |
aac/morning2.m4a | seagoon: good morning ... |
aac/morning3.m4a | seagoon: yes, that's another 30 seconds gone! |
aac/mountain.m4a | bannister: i'm going out with a mountain |
aac/mountaineering.m4a | gryptype-thynne: we are mountaineering on a rather tight budget |
aac/mrsquott.m4a | seagoon: you're not mrs quott |
aac/murdered1.m4a | bannister: you'll have to prove it, buddy |
aac/murdered2.m4a | bannister: we'll all be murdered in our beds! |
aac/muster1.m4a | commander: imperial army of yacabaku! |
aac/my-name.m4a | seagoon: curse ... |
aac/mythumb.m4a | grytpype-thynne: of course they won’t stop when you keep waving that revolting thing at them |
aac/nastyfall.m4a | seagoon: that was a nasty fall ... |
aac/navy.m4a | spriggs: now then ... what is a navy? |
aac/neck.m4a | seagoon: up to his neck in it ... |
aac/neddy.m4a | moriarty: what a memory you have! |
aac/neeeeyakaboo.m4a | doctor: must you? |
aac/nelson.m4a | singhiz: thirty-six cardboard replicas of nelson's column from the inside |
aac/norfolk.m4a | eccles: do you know ... do you know who you're talking to? |
aac/nose.m4a | eccles: hold yer nose then, buddy! |
aac/notacting.m4a | bloodnok: i'm not acting |
aac/nothere.m4a | bloodnok: i'd call you worse ... |
aac/nothing.m4a | crun: all that laughing for nothing |
aac/notnice.m4a | bluebottle: don't do dat eccles. it's not nice! |
aac/notnice2.m4a | bluebottle: don't do dat eccles. it's not nice! |
aac/oath.m4a | bloodnok: open your wallet and say after me ... |
aac/obe.m4a | seagoon: you’ll get an obe for this |
aac/oh-shutup.m4a | flowerdew: it was perfectly quiet until you came along! |
aac/oldcountry.m4a | chinstrap: here's to the old country, sir |
aac/olddad01.m4a | eccles: how's yer old dad? |
aac/olddad02.m4a | eccles: yup. how's yer old dad? |
aac/olddad03.m4a | eccles: my old dad's okay, too ... |
aac/oldengland.m4a | grytpype-thynne: old england isn’t finished yet |
aac/older.m4a | seagoon: by jove! that water was taller than me |
aac/oldfashioned.m4a | eccles: i want some old-fashioned lovin! |
aac/oldrope.m4a | seagoon: this is money for old rope |
aac/ole01.m4a | seagoon: i gave him a guarded ... oui |
aac/ole02.m4a | seagoon: you mistook me for one |
aac/ole03.m4a | seagoon: so you suspect me? |
aac/ole04.m4a | grytpype-thynne: olé! |
aac/ole05.m4a | grytpype-thynne: you silly twisted boy, you ... |
aac/ole06.m4a | crun: you can't stay here then |
aac/ordered.m4a | banajee: this is indeed a very graphic description of the nature of our vocational activity |
aac/overdrawn.m4a | preacher: it is written in red, friends! thou shalt not overdraw! |
aac/owwm4a | moriarty: you gotta go ... |
aac/owwww2.m4a | grytpype-thynne: time for your "owwwww"! |
aac/owwww3.m4a | moriarty: i've gotta go owwwww! |
aac/oyster.m4a | bloodnok: oh! that's better! |
aac/oystersexers.m4a | bannister: we're ... we're oyster sexers |
aac/paree.m4a | moriarty: what is this chain covered charlie in the gutter? |
aac/park01.m4a | willum: ’ere, you can’t park that there, sir |
aac/patholed.m4a | greenslade: seagoon realised that something sinister was afeet |
aac/pawn.m4a | seagoon: i've been tricked! |
aac/payas.m4a | capt hern: it's pay as ya hern! |
aac/pc439.m4a | sellers: who is the owner of policeman pc-439? |
aac/pearl.m4a | seagoon: you must be mother-of-pearl |
aac/pendulum.m4a | crun: i’ve got the pendulum stuck down my trousers, min. |
aac/penguin.m4a | crun: min, min, the penguin wants to go out |
aac/penguinlogue.m4a | spriggs: it’s a lie! i didn’t write that one |
aac/penny.m4a | eccles: penny for de guy? |
aac/pianotuner.m4a | moriarty: some swine sent in a piano tuner |
aac/plot.m4a | moriarty: hazzah! at last! a plot! |
aac/poetry.m4a | and the horse departed, leaving spon |
aac/pokerplayer.m4a | seagoon: do you know this woman? |
aac/pokey.m4a | bluebottle: pokey pokey pokey! |
aac/porridge.m4a | seagoon: good heavens! issue umbrellas! the scots are firing porridge! |
aac/present01.m4a | greenslade: and adapted for washing machine by sir pules bladdock |
aac/pretty.m4a | moriarty: not a pretty sight! |
aac/pretty2.m4a | grytpype-thynne: i've been watching you for some time ... |
aac/priceless.m4a | omnes: april in paree ... |
aac/psychological.m4a | grytpype-thynne: we are from the ministry of psychological |
aac/punctuation.m4a | moriarty: and i'll put in the punctuation |
aac/queenvictoria1.m4a | grytpype-thynne: have a picture of queen victoria |
aac/queenvictoria2.m4a | grytpype-thynne: do have a picture of queen victoria? |
aac/question.m4a | crun: now that you've asked me ... |
aac/question2.m4a | eccles: i know some fellas |
aac/quicker.m4a | seagoon: isn't there a quicker way? |
aac/radio.m4a | raleigh: listen, you nit, this is radio |
aac/ramjatsingh.m4a | singhiz: is punching poor bert ramjat-singh right up his conk! |
aac/ratlablutz.m4a | willum: i knows a bald-headed old woman ... |
aac/repeat.m4a | greenslade: ... repeated by special request of the authors |
aac/replica.m4a | crun: oh i'm sorry, i'm a shipbuilder ... |
aac/requestspot.m4a | snogpule: cheer up, jack! i'm alright! |
aac/requeststop.m4a | crun: it's not a request stop |
aac/resign.m4a | eccles: i’ll get that ministry of fishery job, you watch |
aac/resign2.m4a | seagoon: i resign!! |
aac/resignation.m4a | greenslade: resignation forms are now available |
aac/revolting.m4a | grytpype-thynne: will you stop that revolting buttock-scratching? |
aac/revolting2.m4a | moriarty: ah, lord seagoon… your humble ... |
aac/room.m4a | seagoon: but surely there’s room for you both |
aac/rosewoodpiano.m4a | crun: i'm trapped behind a rosewood piano, min |
aac/rottenswines01.m4a | bluebottle: you rotten swines! |
aac/rottenswines02.m4a | bluebottle: you rotten workmen swine, you! |
aac/rottenswines03.m4a | bluebottle: you rotten horse swine! |
aac/rottenswines04.m4a | bluebottle: you rotten swine, eccles! |
aac/rottenswines05.m4a | bluebottle: i'm not deaded this week! |
aac/rottenswines06.m4a | bluebottle: you rotten swines (mumble) |
aac/rottenswines07.m4a | bluebottle: you rotten swine, you! i was hiding in the cannon! |
aac/rottenswines08.m4a | moriarty: and here is something for you |
aac/round.m4a | scientist: did it look round? |
aac/ruled.m4a | narrator: and finally with a piece of string |
aac/rumbles.m4a | grytpype-thynne: the empty stomach in this rag waistcoat belongs to none other than count ‘rumbles’ ... moriarty |
aac/runaway1.m4a | bloodnok: well, there’s no point in running away from anyone else, is there, i mean ... |
aac/runaway2.m4a | bloodnok: well, there’s no point in running away from anyone else, is there? |
aac/sabrina.m4a | bloodnok: sabrina in the bath |
aac/sack.m4a | eccles: but they said they were giving me the sack |
aac/salvage.m4a | grytpype-thynne: for a fee of 1/6d, we can salvage you! |
aac/sameplace.m4a | eccles: it was taken without a camera, you know |
aac/sardines.m4a | spriggs: i can see you didn't come from sardines, jeeeem! |
aac/sardines2.m4a | seagoon: not to mention sardines and kippers! |
aac/sardinetins.m4a | grytpype-thynne: go and get the sardine tins and oil yourself |
aac/saxophone.m4a | bloodnok: do you play the saxophone? |
aac/scorcher.m4a | eccles: it’s on holiday as well |
aac/scratching.m4a | grytpype-thynne: stop that revolting scratching will you count |
aac/screens.m4a | bloodnok: nurse! oh nurse! |
aac/screens2.m4a | bloodnok: now gentlemen ... |
aac/segregate.m4a | seagoon: segregate the sinful sexes! |
aac/sent.m4a | bloodnok: well now colonel, i suppose you're wondering why you sent for me ... |
aac/serpentine.m4a | eccles: having a good time! |
aac/serpentine2.m4a | eccles: i just dived in the serpentine |
aac/seven-eh.m4a | seagoon: where am i? |
aac/sewers.m4a | bluebottle: sideways through the sewers of the strand |
aac/shanty.m4a | crun: if you must sing, sing a shanty! |
aac/shape.m4a | lalkaka: how can a man be that shape and live? |
aac/shepherdsbush1.m4a | bloodnok: he's dressed like a shepherd |
aac/shepherdsbush2.m4a | eccles: it must be shepherd’s bush |
aac/shepherdspie1.m4a | bloodnok: a shepherd’s pie! |
aac/shoes.m4a | eccles: i'd better take my shoes off ... |
aac/shopkeepers.m4a | moriarty: tell me, little nation of shopkeepers .... |
aac/shortcowboy.m4a | seagoon: the short cowboy! |
aac/shutup01.m4a | bloodnok: shutup seagoon and here's a record of me saying it |
aac/shutup02.m4a | flowerdew: shut up, you! it was perfectly quiet until you came along! |
aac/side.m4a | bloodnok: and I don’t speak a word of ‘side’ |
aac/singmodern.m4a | crun: let that be a lesson to you! |
aac/skull.m4a | bannister: it's nice of you to think of my skull! |
aac/sleeping.m4a | willum: i was sleeping on the joe in the garden ... |
aac/sliced-ham1.m4a | milligan: what is the price of sliced ham, per portion? |
aac/sliced-ham2.m4a | milligan: could you tell me the price of sliced ham, per portion? |
aac/smogpule.m4a | greenslade: we would like to announce that this was smogpule’s farewell appearance |
aac/smoking.m4a | seagoon: come down off the top deck! |
aac/snap1.m4a | seagoon: splendid! ring again tomorrow and we'll have another game |
aac/snap2.m4a | seagoon: you been practicin'? |
aac/snap3.m4a | bloodnok: that got rid of him |
aac/snap4.m4a | eccles: oh tres ben tres ben |
aac/snap5.m4a | seagoon: you ragged idiot, we're playing poker! |
aac/socks.m4a | bannister: i'm mending your socks, henry! |
aac/socks1.m4a | eccles: my socks keep coming down ... |
aac/song.m4a | when you come home once more |
aac/sorich.m4a | moriarty: so rich ... |
aac/sorry.m4a | grytpype-thynne: no good saying sorry when you're sorry! |
aac/sorry2.m4a | grytpype-thynne: i've heard that somewhere before ... |
aac/speakidiot.m4a | seagoon: let me talk to him ... |
aac/spek-englisch.m4a | german officer: there are no subtitles ... |
aac/spelled.m4a | crun: are you a policeman? |
aac/spittoon.m4a | clang |
aac/sponned.m4a | crun: i see that a man was sponned last night |
aac/spoon.m4a | bluebottle: where's my spoon? |
aac/spout.m4a | grytpype-thynne: he's up the spout |
aac/square-pudding.m4a | grytpype-thynne: listen little square pudding |
aac/standing.m4a | seagoon: not when the train is standing in the station |
aac/stoopid.m4a | eccles: it's a good job for you i can't spell! |
aac/stoopid1.m4a | eccles: well it's a good thing for you i can't spell |
aac/stopthat.m4a | bloodnok: yes! which way did it go? |
aac/story.m4a | grytpype-thynne: tell them the story, count |
aac/strain1.m4a | bluebottle: strain!!! |
aac/strain2.m4a | bluebottle: i stared at them with my undefeatable power of eyes look |
aac/strangerequest.m4a | grytpype-thynne: do you mind if I have a strange request? |
aac/strangler.m4a | seagoon: you overpaid word strangler! |
aac/starving.m4a | grytpype-thynne: now, what are you doing in paris? |
aac/stromboli.m4a | eccles: do you know lord stromboli? |
aac/subscription.m4a | bloodnok: i shall be glad when my ten years subscription runs out |
aac/suggestions.m4a | crun: has the hon min any suggestions? |
aac/summer.m4a | crun: the rain is lovely and warm |
aac/support.m4a | crun: i shall always wear it |
aac/surplus-idiots.m4a | bloodnok: they can't get rid of their surplus idiots on me, you know |
aac/surrounded.m4a | macchisholm: we’ve got the whole of england surrounded by water |
aac/suspecthim.m4a | seagoon: do you think they suspect him? |
aac/swear.m4a | magistrate: did the prisoner swear? |
aac/swine.m4a | moriarty: you swine of a swine! |
aac/tales.m4a | hern: tales of men’s shirts (a story of down under) |
aac/talk.m4a | eccles: oh! your daddy must have had a talk with you then |
aac/taller.m4a | constabule: but don't worry my dear, i'll stand by you |
aac/tartansweater.m4a | eccles: i thought it was a spider in a tartan sweater |
aac/tattered.m4a | grytpype-thynne: you’re in the unemployment lark as well, are you? |
ac/taxi.m4a | seagoon: taxi! |
aac/tea.m4a | bannister: let's all have some indian - tea! |
aac/teeth.m4a | bannister: oh dear, oh dear, lost his, lost his teeth |
aac/television.m4a | moriarty: for the benefit of people without television ... |
aac/tempusfugit.m4a | seagoon: no fighting please, you intellectual gentlemen |
aac/ten-whats.m4a | grytpype-thynne: only ten whats? you're not very bright are you? |
aac/tenor.m4a | bloodnok: a tenor's friend |
aac/terriblysorry.m4a | seagoon: oh, i'm terribly sorry ... |
aac/tf.m4a | grytpype-thynne: 'tf'? |
aac/thanks.m4a | seagoon: thanks |
aac/thecat.m4a | bannister: the cat wants to go out! |
aac/the-end.m4a | lalkaka: missy give him three pints daily! |
aac/the-end2.m4a | lakagee: what will be the end of me! |
aac/the-least.m4a | bloodnok: a quantity i specialize in |
aac/the-wood.m4a | crun: no ... no, you can't get it ... |
aac/thighs.m4a | grytpype-thynne: i quote from this plasticene monument of gilbert harding ... |
aac/things.m4a | seagoon: on bloodnok's advice ... |
aac/thinpeoples.m4a | crun: and then we’d better rub some thin people’s herbs into our legs |
aac/thinpeoples1.m4a | eidelburger: i vill just add a dash of thin peoples herbs ... |
aac/thinpeoples3.m4a | crun: the thin people’s radios |
aac/thirstywork.m4a | bloodnok: it’s thirsty work, this drinking, you know |
aac/throat.m4a | seagoon: thank you, miss throat |
aac/tiger01.m4a | grytpype-thynne: his black ones are at the menders |
aac/tiger02.m4a | eccles: what other tiger's got two pairs of boots to wear? |
aac/tibetans.m4a | spriggs: why are you wearing legs, jeeeem? |
aac/tigernutts.m4a | crun: he had to put 'em in cardboard boxes ... |
aac/tnt-brand.m4a | eccles: oh! what a bit of luck! |
aac/toes.m4a | seagoon: what are those lumps at the bottom of the foothills? |
aac/trees1.m4a | eccles: i talk to the trees ... |
aac/trees2.m4a | eccles: i talk to the trees ... |
aac/trombone.m4a | grytpype-thynne: and they suit you ... |
aac/tube.m4a | seagoon: is it on the tube? |
aac/tuesday.m4a | spriggs: wait a minute, jeeeem. this is a square. tuesday is oblong. |
aac/tutor.m4a | bloodnok: great spladdocks of crab! |
aac/twisted.m4a | grytpype-thynne: you silly twisted boy! |
aac/twisted02.m4a | grytpype-thynne: you silly twisted boy, you ... |
aac/twisted03.m4a | seagoon: yes? |
aac/twisted04.m4a | seagoon: there. how's that? |
aac/twisted05.m4a | grytpype-thynne: you silly twisted boy, you |
aac/unconktious.m4a | bannister: well henry, you heard what he said |
aac/underpants.m4a | eccles: here! what was that big explosion? |
aac/underpants2.m4a | seagoon: i haven’t worn underpants for three years |
aac/unkindest.m4a | grytpype-thynne: the unkindest cut of all |
aac/unmentionables.m4a | bloodnok: all dennis' unmentionables, that's all |
aac/unsound.m4a | bloodnok: that's an unsound mind! |
aac/uphere.m4a | eccles: it's what you got up here that matters ... |
aac/upstairs.m4a | eccles: i was upstairs |
aac/us.m4a | bannister: you must excuse the mess, sir |
aac/verge.m4a | greenslade: as usual, england is on the verge of war with somebody or other |
aac/volunteer.m4a | grytpype-thynne: patriotic volunteer |
aac/wake.m4a | gryptype-thynne: do you want to wake the government up? |
aac/wales.m4a | seagoon: wales, glorious wales! |
aac/walkingbackwards.m4a | spriggs: i'm walking backwards for christmas! |
aac/walkingbackwards2.m4a | spriggs: i'm walking backwards for christmas! |
aac/wallop1.m4a | willum: i noticed they kept walloping me on the 'ead |
aac/wallop2.m4a | willum: i noticed they kept wallopin’ me on the ’ead |
aac/water01.m4a | grytpype-thynne: look what has happened to poor uncle harry ... |
aac/water02.m4a | little jim: he's fallen in da water ... |
aac/water03.m4a | little jim: he's fallen in da water ... |
aac/water04.m4a | little jim: he's fallen in da water ... |
aac/water05.m4a | bluebottle: i can't see where i'm going ... |
aac/water-again.m4a | little jim: he's fallen in da water again! |
aac/water-again2.m4a | seagoon: now you can put the lid on |
aac/wenceslaus.m4a | eccles: good king wenceslaus |
aac/whales.m4a | seagoon: i'm not looking for whales the fish |
aac/whatislurgi1.m4a | bannister: what is lurgi? |
aac/whatislurgi2.m4a | crun: there’s another thing i want to know. what is lurgi? |
aac/whattime.m4a | bluebottle: what time is it, eccles? |
wav/whatwhat01.wav | seagoon: whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat?! |
aac/whatwhat02.m4a | seagoon: i've gone broody |
aac/whatwhat03.m4a | grytpype-thynne: look, please don't do that full face! |
aac/whatwhat04.m4a | seagoon: whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat?! |
aac/whatwhat05.m4a | seagoon: whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat?! |
aac/whichone.m4a | seagoon: which one of you two is mr crun? |
aac/whitehall1212.m4a | mate: ’ere. ’ere, ’oo runged the whitehall-1-2-1-2, mate? |
aac/whitehall1212-2.m4a | eccles: what about dat good old good one, whitehall-1-2-1-2? |
aac/wicked.m4a | singhiz: which do you desire, o'wicked one? |
aac/winds1.m4a | sellers: winds light to variable |
aac/winds2.m4a | eccles: winds light to variable |
aac/won.m4a | spriggs: then we've won! |
aac/wood1.m4a | crun: you can't get the wood! |
aac/wood2.m4a | crun: it's alright, i can't get the wood |
aac/work.m4a | moriarty: what if they find us ... work? |
aac/workmen.m4a | seagoon: people will think we're workmen |
aac/xylophone.m4a | crun: i shall never learn to play the ex-eyelophone |
aac/yacabaku1.m4a | moriarty: unimportant minister extraordinary to the republic of yacabaku |
aac/yacabaku2.m4a | spriggs: we can’t give jobs to any tom, dick, or harry seagoon |
aac/yingtong.m4a | mcchisholm: i couldn't remember any more of the words! |
aac/yingtongiddleipo.m4a | seagoon: ying-tong-iddle-i-po! |
aac/zeppelin.m4a | moriarty: this means the end ... |
aac/zoompills.m4a | seagoon: foiled by zoom pills |
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